Ten Concerts Seen in Buffalo, New York

DIRTY PROJECTORS
Initially, felt sorry for paltry attendance; then, I left early.

AUTOLUX
Celebrity sighting! Unfortunately was only drummer's useless beau Giovanni Ribisi.

HOT HOT HEAT
Bays convincingly explained "Middle of Nowhere" wasn't descriptive of Buffalo

THE BLOOD BROTHERS
Depressing realization: I am twice as old as other attendees.

TED LEO + THE PHARMACISTS
Ted's boring patter—one fan's response: "Get on with it!"

DO MAKE SAY THINK
How many musicians fit on SoundLab's tiny stage? Answer: Nine.

DEERHOOF
Tall folks surround me; yet miniature jumping Satomi still visible.

THE WALKMEN
Hey, I remember that Saturn commercial! Fifteen times better live

BLACKALICIOUS
Free bear hugs for everyone from The Gift of Gab

JASON FORREST (DONNA SUMMER)
Revealed he is just another chubby guy born in Buffalo.