Oscar Nation

GEORGE CLOONEY
Endearing remark: Mentioning his "Sexiest Man Alive" citation from 1997.

CRASH: THE TEN WORDS REMIX
Rash? Cash? Ash? Cars? Car? Scar? Has? Arc? Arcs? Sac?

HEATH LEDGER
His name is a notebook for thoughts on wild scrub.

ANG LEE
Deeply moving shoutout to a quarter of the world's population.

MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA
A surprising number of second-tier awards for this embarrassment.

JACK NICHOLSON
Tipsy? Hearing secret harmonies? Either way, he read incorrect title!

RYAN PHILLIPPE
Looked exhausted when Reese got her O. "Here we go..."

JON STEWART
From certain angles, strong jawline recalls that of friend's brother

RACHEL WEISZ
So beautiful, straight women doubt. Still, prefer Mummy to Gardener.

WHAT TV AUDIENCES DIDN'T GET TO SEE
Paul Giamatti doing one-handed pushups on the red carpet.