Europa, Europa

ITALY

Coffee tastes better from tiny mugs as Berlusconi grins sharkishly

ITALIAN TV

A bird's eye view. Sparkles glisten in heaving cleavage mound

PARIS (I)

Prince Paul at nightclub. Young Parisians are anti Lil Jon.

PARIS (II)

Overcharged at brasserie. Benny Hill cell phone ring. At ease.

PIZZA PLACE IN VERONA

Tight pantsed metal cover band: "Highway to Hell." Fresh cheeses.

DONA VICINA

Small farm. Not my memories. Leaping dog stains her coat.

VENICE

That reggae band sure was terrible. Kissing's still fun though.

VENICE (II)
Mangy dog in wine bar. Muddy Waters feels his pain.

VENICE (III)

Favorite films on restaurant mat. Is it still Rio Bravo?

VERONA

Those swastikas are a little off-putting. Hey, there's Juliet!