Winter Olympics

AERIALS
Could watch these all day. Against black backdrop, against gravity.

APOLO OHNO
Was his surname an exclamation upon discovering misspelled first name?

EMILY HUGHES
Always smiling. She's just here to enjoy herself, she says.

FOUR-MAN BOBSLED
What, exactly, do the two dudes in the middle control?

HANNAH TETER
So mellow it makes us smile. Pass the "half pipe"!

MANTRAS
Faith in myself. All along. Believe! Name of the game.

SASHA COHEN
To be played by Alexis Bledel. Anagram: Oh, acne hash!

TORINO
Home of the Shroud, Nietzsche's last stand. Anagram: Riot on!

WHAT HAPPENED
Not the story of who won gold, but who didn't.

WHO DIDN'T
Sasha Cohen, Bode Miller, and lots of people I know