The Film Issue #7: Another One Already?

THE COLOR OF MONEY
Not one of Scorsese's best, but man, what camera work!

DARKON
South By Southwest documentary hit which deserves a
wider audience.

CLINT EASTWOOD
Why is he always squinting? Dude, just get some
sunglasses.

HELL IS FOR HEROES
The United States Army's unfair advantage over
Germany: Steve McQueen.

BASIC INSTINCT 2
Pay ten bucks, watch Stone bang her way across Europe.

EDWARD D. WOOD JR.
Director of the very best bad movies of all time.

L'ENFANT
Don't know what it's about, can't wait to see it.

GEORGE CLOONEY
Won an acting Oscar for Syriana for directing another
movie.

X-MEN: THE LAST STAND
Looks like an even worse adaptation than Howard the
Duck.

ALL OF DAVID CRONENBERG'S MOVIES IN ONE LINE OF
DIALOGUE
"I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh!"