A.M. Homes—Variations

ESTHER IN THE NIGHT: ESTHER IN THE NIGHTIE
A softcore and almost tasteful spin on the biblical standby.

JACK: SACK
In this unspeakably dirty lipogram, every word rhymes with "snack."

MUSIC FOR TORCHING: MUSIC FOR TOUCHING
A group of wooden pyromaniacs sings very sad, slow songs.

SLUMBER PARTY: SLUMBER PARTY
L-Word junkies, beware: This story is a total sausage factory.

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW: THINGS YOU SHOULD SHOW
Dogwalker gets busted for indecent exposure. Pet owners plan jailbreak.

ADULTS ALONE: ADULTS ALONE
ADULTS ALONE ADULTS ALONE ADULTS ALONE ADULTS ALONE.

CHUNKY IN HEAT: CHUNKY IN HEAT
There's no peanut butter involved here—but there is jelly.

THE END OF ALICE: THE END OF ALICE?
Lewis Carroll gets beaten to death by a sultry walrus.

THIS BOOK WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE: THIS BOOK WILL FUCK YOU UP
Empathize with its middle-aged protag at your own risk.