Rejected Mottos

I.
"If you can't say it in ten words, it's probably"

II.
"There's a virtue in concision. That's all I have to"

III.
"We're not as skimpy as Two Words, and not as"

IV.
"Someone once told me this joke about an igloo. The"

V.
"Fresh content provided almost daily. At least biweekly. Or rather"

VI.
"Your most irrelevant source for news and reviews on the"

VII.
"Want to know what to see or do this weekend?"

VIII.
"Ten Words: Easy to memorize, hard to forget, fun to"

IX.
"In the future, all experiences will become blog fodder and"

X.
"This page is full of invisible advertising. Please use the"