Bad Habits/Vice

ASSUMING PERSONAS WHILE SENDING EMAILS UNDER THE INFLUENCE
Pushy gym coach, aromatherapist, motivational speaker, werewolf/gourmet, convict... Ugh.

CELL PHONE
Kelly Clarkson ringtone blares during the Brokeback Mountain love scene.

COFFEE
French Roast destroyed my stomach, stained my teeth. More, please.

CUTTING IN LINE AT THE SUBWAY DOORS
Screw the old folks, pregnant women, babies. Mine, all mine.

E-MAIL
Even though I just checked, might be more right now.

LIES
Can be white and black. Gray? What's the difference, really?

NOSE PICKING
Okay if snot's too solid for tissues. Just don't chew.

SKIPPING LUNCH
God, I feel really dizzy. Must. Keep. Working. Must. Keep...

SUDOKU
Diligent playing helps prevent dementia. Let's see...five...five...two...

UKULELE
Best way not to finish writing a novel. Hit it!