TWLS #5: Answers to Recent Titles

WHAT DO PICTURES WANT?
BY W.J.T. MITCHELL
To be touchstones for historians, critics, anthropologists, and philosophers alike.

WHAT DOES MRS. FREEMAN WANT?
BY PETROS ABATZOGLOU
A: She is tender, humorous, pedantic. She wants to be alone.

WHAT'S MY NAME, FOOL?
BY DAVE ZIRIN
A: My name is Mrs. Freeman. I am out-of-print or unavailable.

WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?
BY AMY SCHEIBE
I make up mildly humorous responses to mindless, rhetorical questions.

WHAT'S GOD GOT TO DO WITH IT?
BY ROBERT INGERSOLL
The savory nuggets here put him back on center stage.

WHO KILLED THE JINGLE?
BY STEVE KARMEN
The Jingle was shot in 1950 by one Mrs. Freeman.

WHO WROTE THE BOOK OF LOVE?
BY LEE SIEGEL
Mrs. Freeman wrote it—beguiling and intractable, naughty and sweet.

WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES?
BY MARK LEYNER AND WILLIAM GOLDBERG
Does coffee stunt growth? What are goosebumps? Is lipbalm addictive?

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
BY JASON
Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?

OVER THE RAINBOW?
BY CHANDLER BROSSARD
Hardly. It's a folksy tour of Kafkaesque Amerika. Mrs. Freeman?