The Ten Words Guide To _______

A QUESTION ONE TEN WORDER WELCOMES YOU ALL TO WEIGH IN ON (SERIOUSLY)
My therapist is all "Buddha this, Buddha that." Cool? Not?

LET'S SAY TEN WORDS WAS A PERSON AND YOU TALKED WITH HIM/HER AT A PARTY
Would you think: "creepily laconic"? Or: "too much information"?

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSION (LEANING AGAINST A GAS OVEN AT A PARTY)
"Did my leg just switch that on?" Check. Recheck. Check…

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSION (SURFING THE NET)
I'll Google my name once more. Anything new at CNN?

ONE OF AN INFINITE NUMBER OF WAYS TO WRITE A TEN WORDS ENTRY
Build a 20-word, essence-capturing sculpture. Then cut 10.

ONE TEN-WORDER'S FRIENDSTER PROFILE
"Bibliophile sociopath seeks sadistic proofreader reject. Our safe word: 'Stet!'"

PRIVATE REVOLUTION
I am getting better every day. (Said privately, with resolution.)

PSYCHOANALYSIS
Dad reads Freud and Jung. I prefer Shakira's Oral Fixation.

THE TEN WORDS WAY OF LIFE
Get shit done. Swim in fun. Sulk? Sure. And sing.

A TEN WORDER WALKS HOME TIPSY, TRIES TO CONJURE UP SOME SUBMISSIONS
"Bricks: beautiful?" No. "Where does all the trash go?" No.