Morning TV Report

ELLEN
You're a spry, hilarious, supremely entertaining dancer. On opposite day.

LIVE WITH REGIS AND KELLY
Intoxicating mix of beauty and wisdom—but which one's which?

MARTHA
Watch her make a pie while talking to an actor.

NEW YORK ONE
Not strictly a morning show. Good for checking the temperature.

THE PRICE IS RIGHT
A startling glimpse into Middle America—or sneaky performance art?

SHOW BY THE TELETUBBIES CREATOR THAT IS NOT TELETUBBIES
Effortlessly psychedelic. There's a dog on an infinite red carpet.

TELETUBBIES
"Eh oh! Eh oh." Love it. "Eh oh. Eh oh."

THE TODAY SHOW
Katie Couric. Ann Curry. Can you say "Hard C" conspiracy?

THE TONY DANZA SHOW
This man is talented and seems basically likeable! We're drunk.

THE VIEW
A radical experiment in chatter. How do they get along?