The autographed pictures on the wall at Cozy Soup 'N' Burger on Broadway at Astor Place

ALF
Used to tape it for Dad. The quips hold up.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
What happened? He should know that we need mere musclemen.

WONDER WOMAN
Sure, who doesn't want a ride in her invisible jet?

BARBARA EDEN
Jeannie take Wonder Woman in a battle? In her dreams.

EMILIO ESTEVEZ
What if brother Charlie used his birth name, Carlos Estevez?

KOJAK
I have no clue what he represents besides baldness, lollipops.

LIL JON & THE EAST SIDE BOYZ
I thought I was the King of Crunk. Jester, maybe?

RUSH HOUR 2
Tucker was hailed as the next Eddie Murphy. Complex prediction.

ADAM SANDLER
His ghost still hovers around NYU; I liked The Waterboy.

SYLVESTER STALLONE
He isn't as simple as we think. Maybe he is.