40th Issue: Winterlude

DOG POO
Even though it's frozen, it's still gross to look at.

HILARITY
Two small dogs, wearing smart red sweaters, legs moving briskly

HIPSTER'S DILEMMA
How many hoods is too many? Some say two. Whatever.

HOT CHOCOLATE
It's tasty, but you should probably only have one cup.

MYSTERY TREE
It's January. How come there're still leaves? Albeit crispy ones.

OATMEAL
With milk and honey? You bet. I'm in breakfast heaven.

SCARF
Wear the tails flung backward, carefree, like a Japanese schoolboy

SIDE ORDER OF SAUSAGE
Cut into thirds and resist eating them all at once.

SUBWAY PLATFORM, RUSH HOUR
Burdened with coat, I maneuver with precision of Operation champ.

SUL LUNG TANG
Perfect soup for winter. Try Gahm Mee Oak on 32nd.

L'ENVOI: PUDDLES
PUDDLES
The gutter is filled with icy triangles. Life is hard.