Holiday Issue #1

CHRISTMAS COOKIES
I'll just sample one of each from this gigantic platter.

EATING
It's important to consume constantly, to build up "protective" fat.

GIFT
Wow! Thanks for the great lamp—and the gift receipt.

GYM
Planned to go as soon as it opens, but alas.

HANNUKAH
Anyone up for dreidl? We're playing best out of seven.

"LAZY SUNDAY"
Have watched twenty times. Still don't know all the words.

ORNAMENTS
These are awesome and speak volumes about a family's history.

REQUISITE BLACKOUT (WISCONSIN)
Rode my bike. Didn't shave. Copped an "urban mountainman" vibe.

SAYING GRACE
Cousin opened the festivities with "Dear God...," provoking instant laughter.

STOCKINGS
Question: Who in the world ever had such humongous feet?