TWLS #3

ARCHITECTURAL BODY BY ARAKAWA & GINS
My girlfriend owns this. Prick a building and it bleeds.

CONSIDER THE LOBSTER BY DAVID FOSTER WALLACE
Essays are best. Then his fiction. Author photos: distant third.

THE EASTER PARADE BY RICHARD YATES
It's no Revolutionary Road, they say. Could it be...better?

FREAKONOMICS BY STEVEN D. LEVITT AND STEPHEN J. DUBNER
This book is just too freaky, man. "Stephen" and "Steven"?

WILLIAM GADDIS
Resembles Jack Palance. Mastered dialogic sprawl, satire, sneakers with suits.

ETHAN HAWKE & T.S. ELIOT
Both wrote "Ash Wednesday." Only one was dumped by Uma.

HOMER
He's got a great muse. Not bad for being blind.

HOW TO MAKE LOVE LIKE A PORN STAR BY JENNA JAMESON & NEIL STRAUSS
THE GAME: PENTRATING THE SECRET SOCIETY OF PICKUP ARTISTS BY NEIL STRAUSS
What are we supposed to think, Neil? Dude loves penetration.

IT HAPPENED IN BOSTON? BY RUSSELL H. GREENAN
Better than The Recognitions in its descriptions of art forgery.

HARUKI MURAKAMI
Best novelist in the world—or is he somewhat overrated?