New York City Transit Strike: Day One

BICYCLE
Should have bought one years ago. Store only has unicycles.

BUS
Sorry I complained about how friggin' slow you were yesterday!

HORN
Someone, somewhere, regrets having the Dukes of Hazzard theme installed.

HORSE AND BUGGY
Mind if I just hang on to the back here?

MTA
For..."Maybe Try Aerobics"? "Makes Turtles Appreciative"? "Mildly Traumatic Abbreviation"?

MOLE PEOPLE
Think they're playing the biggest track hockey game ever? Probably.

RICKSHAW
OK, joker. How much for a ride to Union Square?

TELECOMMUTING
Change out of pajamas at noon. Order in Mexican food

TELECOMMUTING II
Put phone on conference call and speak with misguided authority

VENTURE CAPITALISM
Damn. Just sold the van. Do the gridlocked dig lemonade?