New York City Transit Strike: Day Two

AUTOGIRO
A mini helicopter! Just need to see your MI5 clearance.

"CHARIOTS OF FIRE"
Put this on iPod before strapping on the old crosstrainers

ROLLERBLADING
OK, no bikes on the bridge. But what about skates?

"SEA OF HUMANITY"
Dear newscasters: Please stop using this phrase. Instead: "Pulsating peopledom."

TAXI
Taxi! Taxi! Taxiiii! Taxi. Taxiiiii! TAXI! Taxi. Taxi taxi...TAXI!

TELEPORTATION DEVICE
I invented this machine yesterday. In a dream. While napping.

TOURIST
Don't worry about sightseeing. Instead, just "go with the flow."

UNLIMITED METROCARD
I thought we had a deal. Your value's fading fast.

WEATHER
Word to the wise: It's sunny but it's not warm.

WILLIAMSBURG BRIDGE
Enough about the Brooklyn Bridge. What am I, chopped liver?