Friday, December 02, 2005

Autumn-to-winter transitional issue

BIRDS
You've got needs, but nesting under my window? Please leave.

FEET
Are they supposed to be this cold? Without socks, yes.

FIRST OF DECEMBER
So dark already. I haven't even had lunch. Weeping time.

"FOR YOU," SISTER LOVERS
By Big Star
"And in these autumn days I wander through the leaves."

GERMINAL
Dirty mines, dirty miners, dissolute Depardieu—it's all quite distressing.

GOOGLE MAPS
I think I see my foot in that satellite image.

MULLED CIDER
Some people drink cider instead of beer. This is different.

OATMEAL PACKETS
Can't find them—no breakfast. That's fine. I'll rough it.

MUSCLE SPASM
Not as debilitating as the last one, better than broccoli.

WIND
Good for sailboats, kites, pollination, dramatic flag effects, certain hairdos.

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