The Upper West Side

STEALING WIRELESS INTERNET
No password, no problem: Upper Westies leave the connection open

THE INADEQUACY OF THE NICKNAME "UPPER WESTIES"
Sounds like an English sheepdog, but what's better? Uptons? WestEnders?

THE RED LINE OR THE BLUE LINE: 72ND ST.
Bagel opportunities or a cozy stroll down Central Park West?

PARK SLOPE
Upper West Side of Brooklyn, or so cheapos tell me.

SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK
Line up for closing night's tickets during previous night's performance.

GRAY'S PAPAYA
Krispy Kreme couldn't make it, but we'll eat $1 dogs.

MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY
See giant stuffed animals in the house that Teddy built!

WAKING UP BEFORE 6:30
Fairway's lineless, Scarlett's jogging, but you'll only find "Early Edition"s.

HUNGARIAN PASTRY SHOP
Good coffee and free refills trumps dimness and absent Hungarians.

COLUMBIA U
Palace of higher education or delivery goldmine for "budding" entrepreneurs?